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Women cannot drive… Or better yet, they can’t park. Even better, they can’t put their vehicle in park. My mom had people over and one of them was having trouble getting their car to start. They thought it was a starter issue because nothing happened when they turned the key. Also, the interior lights [...] Ok, this is a copy/paste from the hub. < [RIT]DoeReaper> “What’s the extra skin around the vagina called?” < [RIT]SLATE> ……. < [RIT]SLATE> labia? < [RIT]DoeReaper> nope < [RIT]DoeReaper> A Woman < [RIT]SLATE> hahaha < [ur]minorthreat> haha < [RIT]PapaChewbacca> lol < [RIT]SLATE> good one < [ur]minorthreat> why did the woman cross the road? < [...] So, here’s the latest poll.. Vote on how hot my friend Lauren is. (View the story to see the picture and poll) The poll is on the right hand side. (Poll no longer exists) If you know what I’m talking about… It’s over… by Garrett Hols It’s amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, it’s not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. IT’S A CHARADE. They act nice, friendly, and they listen, until they get into what they’re after. Their prey thinks they are in love with them, however when they realize what assholes their predators really are, they pretend like the asshole is really nice inside. The girl tries to change the asshole into a nice guy, but assholes will always be assholes. She gets upset and goes to the nice guy to complain about the asshole. But she claims to love the asshole; now this is where the theory begins. She doesn’t want to look like she is easy so she wont dump the asshole right away, instead she will stay with the asshole. Girls are idiots. They don’t realize that the nice guy has been there all along. He never had to pretend to be a good guy to get girls because he is naturally like that. However, girls don’t see it for some reason or another. They look at the nice guy as a friend, a trusted companion to whom they can tell their sad story to about their asshole boyfriend. |
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