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The monkey has dropped the poop.

A short story by me.

There was a little monkey named Franklin. He was so cute and adorable,all the other monkeys wanted to be like him. He got all the hot monkey chicks and even the gay monkeys hit on him. Although he wasn’t a gay monkey,he was curteous to the gay monkeys.

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Brrrrrrrrrrrrr

Rochester is the coldest place I’ve ever been to. Ever. If you like snow,don’t ever spend more then a few days here during the winter. You will grow to hate snow. And cold.

Speaking of cold,I have a cold. Colds suck my monkey. Well,if I had a monkey,they’d suck the monkey.

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