My friend Alana thought I was a good rhymer, so I spontaneously wrote her a poem… Here it is: I saw my Alana, Sitting in the copacabana Sipping on a martini, Ehen she came up to me And said, “Hey baby…” I looked in here eyes, right through her disguise, Into her heart I [...]
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Ok, this is a copy/paste from the hub. < [RIT]DoeReaper> “What’s the extra skin around the vagina called?” < [RIT]SLATE> ……. < [RIT]SLATE> labia? < [RIT]DoeReaper> nope < [RIT]DoeReaper> A Woman < [RIT]SLATE> hahaha < [ur]minorthreat> haha < [RIT]PapaChewbacca> lol < [RIT]SLATE> good one < [ur]minorthreat> why did the woman cross the road? < [...] So it wasn’t just a thing over her nipple.. It was in fact jewelery.. Someone’s going to get in deep shit. This is the Janet Jackon “nipple shot” from the Super Bowl.. Except, there is no nipple, only breast. (removed broken image) (The following was contributed – I can no longer find the contributors name) The following is an explaination of the male mind, from my point of view. The views expressed may not and probably don’t apply to all males. Why are we horny ALL the time? From what I can tell, it seems that [...] So, here’s the latest poll.. Vote on how hot my friend Lauren is. (View the story to see the picture and poll) The poll is on the right hand side. (Poll no longer exists) I think that I’ve just ended the relationship with my best friend. As much as it hurts to be an asshole, there are things that cannot be forgiven… There are things that had to be said… I will miss this friend. But, I must carry on… To my other friends… I need you guys [...] Hahaha. My friend Jessica just admitted to the “fact that [she] was a slut.” But she’s not anymore, cause she’s getting married. Looking back on life, I realise that I’ve had shitty luck with Tuesdays… Perhaps that’s one of the reasons why Tuesday’s Gone by Skynyrd is such a good song and has so much meaning to me…. Ironically, I was even born on a Tuesday… |
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