Horrible Movie Alert: Chronicles of Narnia
The Chronicles of Narnia - The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe = Horrible. The youngest girl = horrible actor. The youngest boy = horrible actor. The oldest boy = not as bad, but nothing special. The oldest girl = classic BJ lips, but probably way too young and not a great actor.
The best actors in the Chronicles of Narnia - The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe were the fucking voice actors doing the stupid beavers. For someone who hasn’t read the book The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe or any of the Chronicles of Narnia books, I found the story to be pretty predictable. And seriously, this dude is running through all sorts of creatures with a sword and not once does it get any drop of blood on it. Super lame. And not ONE good guy main character type person gets killed off. Ultra lame.
My advice - don’t bother seeing this unless you’re a diehard fan of the Chronicles of Narnia The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe.
The best part of the movie was when the credits rolled.
Posted: May 31st, 2006 by SLATE
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