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Last night, my friend Brad and I went to Fridays to get some grub. On our way back, a car full of 3 hip-hop enthusiasts were sitting at a traffic light when I pulled up beside them. The driver was giving me this big toothy grin, saying, “haha, silly white boy.” So, that genius, in his crappy old ass car that probably has one of those transmission shifters attached to the steering wheel, starts to rev his engine. You know that means he used his steering wheel shifter to put it in neutral, like a douche. So, of course, I can’t let that go. I rev mine back….
The light turns green. I hear him spin his tires, while I go forward at a high rate of accelleration. About 7 seconds later, I look in my rearview mirror… He’s still barely past the light.. Fucking idiot. I left him sitting there… While Brad and I were cracking up… I continued to accelerate… within about 15 seconds, he was out of site, cause I smoked him so bad. Stupid hip-hop enthusiasts!

So, I went to Wegmans (thats a grocery store, if you didn’t know) before class at like 2:30… When putting groceries back in the car I realise that the spare tire on my car is FLAT.

Great.

So I go to the Hess station cause they have free air… But the machine is broken.

Great again.

So I go to Firestone and they can’t refill it cause the tire is off the wheel, and that’d cost $30. I’m getting new tires tomorrow, so its not worth it to get it fixed right now…

So, I’m about to leave Firestone… Engine decides not to turn over. So after waiting about 20 minutes, the Firestone guys jump my car…

By this point, its about 4:25.. So I get back at my apartment, unload groceries; by that time it was 4:35… I realise I can’t feel my toes or my fingers…

Fun day…