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A Letter to Russian Spammers


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Dear Russian Spammers,

Maybe you don't quite get it, but I don't speak Russian.  I cannot read Russian either. Even if I could, I wouldn't order your diet pills, sex toys, buildings, beer dispensers, and other weird products you try to sell me through email.  If you are going to send me spams, at least send me spams I can read and understand. Hell, they don't even have to make sense, like this one:

A dwarf, an albino, several dead bodies, the pope, and Chevy Chase are all involved. But now his memory has been systematically erased by a town determined to put an end to Freddy once and for all. Lost and stranded, they are set upon by a bizarre family of psychotics. Based on the debut novel by Chuck Palanhiuk. that is, except for the bloodthirsty zombies that have completely inhabited the island.

 See, at least that is somewhat funny and entertaining. So to all you Russian spammers out there, please please please stop sending me Russian spam. If you're going to flood my inbox with your crap, at least make it English.

Thank you. 

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