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Last night I went up to Buffalo to visit the infamous Rick Stone. He threw a little party at his place. No special costumes, except for Rick Foley, Bender, Ali G and myself, Steve Irwin. Rick Foley was giving out letters containing sexual innuendos to all the males. Ali G was nothing more than a costume. Bender took off most of his costume shortly after he arrived. I was the only person who stayed in costume and character most of the night.

Eventually, Rick had a little bobbing for apples thing. I volunteered to go last, because I wanted to be the grand finale, of sorts. So, I took my trusty rubber croc and threw him into the water. Then I dove into the tub of water, wrestled the croc, and came out with him in my mouth, albeit soaking wet.

At that point, I had to change out of the costume and back into normal clothes. At that point I learned that I had my cellphone in my pocket. It was pretty much broken. Oops. But I took it apart, dried it out and now it’s all better. Yay for me. I also realized at about 4am that my ring finger on my right hand hurts. A lot. I think I fractured it again in the same spot. I don’t know how, but I would guess it was when I wrestled the croc.

I drove up by myself last night as a last minute decision. Good thing I did. The guy who I was originally supposed to go with got in a car accident on the way up and never made it to the party. Fortunately no one was hurt, however, he was drinking and driving from what I heard. Not cool.

Anyways, pictures of last night will be coming later today or sometime soon. Rick has all the pictures, so I’m waiting on him to send them.

Update: The guy who I was supposed to go with was not drinking and driving. Accident was ruled the other guys fault.