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Next weekend I’m going to see Tool at Nassau Coliseum with Ed and Brian. Holy shit, that is going to be awesome. It’s their last show in the US for this leg of the tour. I hope they do something crazy and rock extra long, since they’ll have almost a month off [...]

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So for those of you that don’t know what a Rube Goldberg machine is, (I didn’t either until 3 minutes ago) it is an exceedingly complex device that perform a simple task in a very indirect and convoluted way. In other words, its one of those contraptions where you might have a ball that [...]

Remember that old Nintendo game Paperboy? It was kinda awesome, but kinda lame all at the same time… Well anyways, someone made a Paperboy movie.

I met Joanna Bardis many years ago. According to my emails, our first contact was about April 2002. The first time we met in person (after chatting online and on the phone for a while) was at the Tool concert. After hanging out with her a few times, I realized I had developed [...]

Another thing on my mind as I was thinking of my friends mother was some other people from my not so distant past. In particular, I’ve been thinking of some of my friends which I’ve lost touch with for one reason or another over the past 5 or 6 years. I’m going to name [...]

I’ve recently learned of the terminal illness of my best friend’s mother. As far back as I can remember, him and his family has been a part of my life. Many of my earliest memories of childhood involve them. Over the years, she’s basically become a second mother to me. So [...]

This kid is the craziest mofo I’ve ever seen.

I think we’ve been lied to. My theory is: