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Women cannot drive… Or better yet, they can’t park. Even better, they can’t put their vehicle in park.

My mom had people over and one of them was having trouble getting their car to start. They thought it was a starter issue because nothing happened when they turned the key. Also, the interior lights and headlights worked fine, so battery was basically eliminated from a possible cause. I try to start it, nothing happens. I look at the gauges and notice the car is in drive. Shift to park, turn key, problem solved.

I must note that they also called AAA for roadside assistance and would have had to wait 90 minutes or so for a guy to come and maybe tow the car if he didn’t bother looking to see if there was a problem.