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The Chronicles of Narnia - The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe = Horrible. The youngest girl = horrible actor. The youngest boy = horrible actor. The oldest boy = not as bad, but nothing special. The oldest girl = classic BJ lips, but probably way too young and not a [...]

So, I just saw the movie 21 Grams with Sean Penn, Naomi Watts, and Benicio Del Toro. I must say, Naomi Watts has some of the biggest/longest nipples I’ve ever seen. Her nipples must weigh 21 Grams - they’re that huge. Her giant nipples are so big, pencil erasers are jealous. [...]

A trip to Ikea isn’t complete without the obligatory return the next day or hours later to get the missing set of screws or parts that somehow slipped out of your brand new Ikea item packaging.
damn you Ikea.
I think its a big Ikea conspiracy… In order to get customers into the store, they sell 10% [...]

Wow. The final show was amazing. It reminded me of the Dispatch at the Hatch concert that I didnt make it to. Except Better. And about a bajillion people smaller. All I can say is, it was an amazing experience. There was just so much love in the room, [...]

The music industry strikes again. Its latest victim is the amazing band Twin-A. After 4 years, they’ve decided to pursue other interests. Thank you music industry for trying to change TALENT into a cookie cutter band. Everyone, please support smaller artists. Especially amazingly talented ones, like Twin-A.
They are performing their last [...]

Have you ever been to Ikea? Of course you have. Some guy wrote an Ikea walkthrough… Kinda like a video game walkthrough.. Super funny. You should check it out.