The State of the World (and Tom Cruise’ Sexuality)
It seems as though the world is a fucked up place. But, we all already knew that. How quickly one can forget the common misconceptions of everyday life. They become a blur; overcoming your senses at times. The galleries that life presents to us are beautifully exotic while at the same time, grotesque in their own unique ways.
What are you doing living if all you do is get absorbed in work? That’s pointless. Pointless like celebrities. And their stories. The E! channel shows them all the time. I enjoy some of the programs on E! but seriously, why? Who cares if Oprah got strangled by Tom Cruise, who is probably gay (compelling photographic evidence will be presented at the end of this posting,) and that she wasn’t allowed to go into some store that was CLOSED for 15 minutes before she showed up. Oprah, you might be the richest woman in the world, but that shouldn’t mean you can get in closed stores. You got money, get a faster damned car and get to the store earlier. Or hell, get a fucking helicopter, not like you can’t afford it.
And how about that Leo DiCaps. Who cares. He got attacked by someone with a bottle. That happens all the time at bars/parties/what have you. Press charges and move on with your fucking life.
And Michael Jackson. That was fun. Michael Jackson is a character. But he’s practically vanished from the news now that the trial is over. There’s no way he can ever pass his success of the ‘Thriller’ days, but if there was even a chance, I’d say now is the time. Ride the wave of child molestation charges and release a new album. Hire Katie Holmes to be your girlfriend, go on Oprah and strangle her all while proclaiming your love. Then again, MJ I dont think could pull that off.
“Oh, Oprah. I love her. Cha’mon! I can’t be with out her. Ow! Chk-cha-pt hee-heee.”
Doesn’t work.
Oh well. At least the space monkey’s from planet Torg haven’t attacked us yet.
Who knew that we’d be wiped out by cute little monkeys in space outfits? Me. I’m calling it. You can never prove me wrong on this one, cause we’ll be dead. I don’t have a time frame on it either. Sorry kids.
Anyways, now that I’ve written an essay, I think I’ll just leave this with the picture you’ve all been waiting for:
Posted: June 23rd, 2005
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Comment from i hate bush
Time: September 2, 2005, 8:40 pm
you have to look at it like this too, the longer bush is on vacation, the less ammount of time he has to fuck this country up.
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