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A short story by me.
There was a little monkey named Franklin. He was so cute and adorable, all the other monkeys wanted to be like him. He got all the hot monkey chicks and even the gay monkeys hit on him. Although he wasn’t a gay monkey, he was curteous to the [...]

I’ve added a new pictures section for the pictures that I took for the Daily Picture(s) section. The new section is the rejected pictures that
Didn’t Make the Cut. (link removed - its dead)
Check it out.

I think that I’ve just ended the relationship with my best friend. As much as it hurts to be an asshole, there are things that cannot be forgiven… There are things that had to be said… I will miss this friend. But, I must carry on…
To my other friends… I need you [...]

Go to google, search for miserable failure and hit the “I’m feeling lucky…” button.
Thanks to Wonky for showing me that one.

Hahaha. My friend Jessica just admitted to the “fact that [she] was a slut.” But she’s not anymore, cause she’s getting married.

So I’ve had a cold now for three days..
Day 1 consisted of the super sore throat and minimal tissue usage.
Day 2 consisted of runny nose and nose turning red. I hate that. I also ran out of tissues… I’ve been rubbing my nose raw with toilet paper… At least its somewhat soft.
Day 3. [...]

I try to keep my promises, so here it is. The Michael Jackson Mugshot photo.

Click to see it in all its glory.

It’s alive!
Click here or click on The Daily Picture(s) on the menu to the left! (dead link removed)

Coming sometime later today… A NEW section…
The Daily Picture(s)
Basically, I’m going to take a picture or more on a semi-daily basis. They can range from funny, to serious, to abstract, to just plain weird. I don’t know what they will be. Some days might not have a picture, some days might have [...]