The monkey has dropped the poop.
A short story by me.
There was a little monkey named Franklin. He was so cute and adorable, all the other monkeys wanted to be like him. He got all the hot monkey chicks and even the gay monkeys hit on him. Although he wasn’t a gay monkey, he was curteous to the gay monkeys.
Well anyway, Franklin was going to his favorite tree one day and came upon a magic banana. The magic banana was magic because when he touched it and peeled it, a magic monkey appeared. The magic monkey said to Franklin, “Hello Franklin. I will give you 1 magical power. but you must only use it for good, otherwise you’ll lose the power. What power do you desire?”
Franklin thought about it for a moment and said, “I want to be able to see through things.” Suddenly, with a clench of his bunghole, he pooped. The monkey has dropped the poop.
The end.
This story was terrible. I know. And that Grace chick from Will & Grace is hot, except shes flat. Oh well.
Posted: December 9th, 2003
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