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So, this has absolutely nothing to do with anything, but this guy that attends my school is so fuckin’ pimp. He’s like 4 foot nothing and azn, but he seems mad chill. He’s also deaf.  He rides one of those little razor scooter things to get to class, but to him, it’s not little. He’s kinda like a hobbit. But anyway, this dude is decked out in the bling bling. He’s got these chains around his neck that are fuckin’ HUGE. They probably go down to his, umm, junk. He also rock’s a cap, usually backwards. And one of the funniest things is that one of his necklace things is one of those mini license plates.. You know, the ones little kids buy at disney world or when they’re on vacation somewhere. Yeah, so he rocks one of those around his neck, with his name on it. The license plate looks like it’s the perfect size for him.

Anyways, that’s all folks!