Archive for December, 2002
DEAD BABY (potato) CHIPS FOR EVERYONE!
So, in China, this dude is gonna eat a dead baby! The ultimate in dead baby jokes comes true.
“The documentary shows stills of Zhu Yu, the artist, biting into the body of a stillborn infant. He says: “No religion forbids cannibalism. Nor can I find any law which prevents us from eating people. I [...]
Posted: December 31st, 2002 under Uncategorized.
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Busted
So I had 2 used condoms in my pants pocket that I was going to dispose of somewhere OUTSIDE of my house, as to not get caught… Well, I forgot about them.. Mom went to do my laundry and found the 2 condoms in my pocket. According to her boyfriend, who is quite chill, [...]
Posted: December 27th, 2002 under Girls.
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Life IS Amazing
Life really is amazing. Emotions consume me. Emotions I’ve never known before. They are eating me alive… And I like it.
Posted: December 22nd, 2002 under Girls.
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Proved you ALL wrong…
So yeah, according to a past poll, most people didn’t think I was gunna get laid for a long long long time. Only 2 out of 29 (and one of them being me…) thought that I would get laid before the end of freshman year. So, I’d just like to say that those [...]
Posted: December 11th, 2002 under Girls.
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Shredder Shredded
With great pride, I’m announcing Shredder’s victory against Fireball. The fight was quite intense and Shredder made it seem as though he was going to lose, but it was just a trick! Shredder ended up taking heavy damage, but it seems like the damage he caused was too much for Fireball to handle.
Posted: December 5th, 2002 under Uncategorized.
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Betta Battles TONIGHT
Shredder is going to kick some ass tonight. In his first bout, he’ll be up against the young Fireball. Unfortunately for Fireball, though, his flames are about to be doused. Shredder will then face the winner of another bout. There WILL be video for masterslate TV. Keep your eyes open.
Posted: December 5th, 2002 under Uncategorized.
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Quickest Revelation EVER
Wow, upon hitting submit for my last post, I realized where home is… For me at least, home is in my head. It’s that place that you escape to when you’re by yourself, alone in your head. Kinda like the Black Rock.
Posted: December 1st, 2002 under Uncategorized.
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The Concert
O.A.R. was great, as always. I was suprised that they played my favorite song (besides Crazy Game), “If Only She Knew.” I nearly shit myself when they started playing it. They also played Night Shift, which is fuckin’ incredible. I wasn’t expecting that either. It was a very special show. [...]
Posted: December 1st, 2002 under Music.
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