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Last night, I was challenged to eat a shitload of cotton candy. I ate about 2.5 bags of super ultra-compressed cotton candy. I then proceeded to feel sick. About 10 miuntes later, we all went outside to go on these inflatable things. I wasn’t feeling too well, so I took 2 cups with me. So, we’re all outside, my ass is sitting on the floor, feeling sick as a mother. I just felt like I had to puke it up, but I couldn’t. So finally, someone tells me there are some medics nearby. So I go over to this medic dude, and I say something like, “I need to puke, but I can’t can you help?” So he tells me to drink lots of water, go into the bathroom, and stick a finger down my throat. Approximately 30 seconds later….
I feel like I’m about to puke, so of course, I announce it to the world. I crouch down to see if its just a feeling or if its gunna happen. I put cup #1 under my mouth.. I feel it coming, so I turn around, the medics take a few steps back (some medics they are, huh?) and I proceed to empty the contents of my stomach into the cup. Fun shit! After that, I only threw up a little more. Hell yeah. Haha. Ok, well, here’s some advice: DON’T EAT LOTS OF PACKAGED COTTON CANDY!

Its pretty sick shit. Oh well, the things I’ll do to entertain….