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Ok, so it’s not exactly about chicks, but yeah, Stabb and I went to a deaf party, you know, with deaf kids. So yeah, we were bored as hell for like the first hour, cause we felt really out of place, being that we can’t sign too well, but we’re learning. So we eventually got some deaf dude to teach us some words and phrases, like “how are you” and stuff. Well, Stabb and I went up to this 1 deaf chick and totally got shot down. We were having a major communication problem. She totally turned around and walked away.So next, we found 2 guys that could hear and speak that just showed up at the party like us. So we chilled for a few minutes with them, then we approached some other chick who was sitting all alone. Stabb signs, “Are you deaf” and shes like yeah and turns away and ignores us. So, we turn back. Stabb wants to leave at this point, and I’m just waiting for the opportunity. So we start to walk away, and I notice people talking, a group of like 4 people. So I start talking to them and it turned out that they were coming to chill at the deaf party. So we all start talking and hanging out and we start dancing to the Electric Slide.

Now, keep in mind, these kids are deaf, they never heard this before and don’t really know the dances. So they all follow after our lead. Then, we get the DJ to play all sorts of songs that have dances, like the YMCA, electric slide, etc. It was fun as hell. So yeah, Ain’t no party like a deaf party, y’all.