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Oktoberfest

I went to Oktoberfest in Munich, Germany. It was amazing. And crazy. And more awesome than I ever imagined it’d be.

Shot tons of stupid videos, as can be seen below.

http://twitpic.com/5o9c5 – this guy is more hardcore than I will ever be. #ratm #BullsOnParade #
@delineated hey carrie. Where’s the best place to get your email addy? Thanks! <3 in reply to delineated #
Ambien hallucinations have arrive. They are trying to get me but I’m fighting then off. Time to sleep. To die you piece of shit #
Intense pain. . Feels like someone punched it. #
@briescheese not addicting but you can get withdrawal insomnia if you take it for a while. Best used for temporary problems. in reply to briescheese #
@thorpus you attend some of the strangest things in reply to thorpus #

Who knows? Not me. I’ve never lost control. You’re face to face with the man who sold the world. #Bowie — can’t sleep. Shoulder hurts #
@delineated follow please? Wanna ask you something otr. Or would you prefer email? . Thanks in advance! in reply to delineated #
Took #ambien at 11:20. It’s now 12:49. I just took another. Way too awake. #
@ShaneSakata hi shane. Thanks for your offer. I may have to take you up on it. I think a concern is affordable safe lodgings in Tokyo. in reply to ShaneSakata #
Holy crap it’s warm out. I wish I could go blading. #
Hot car = hot leather. Ouch it burns!!! #
Wait. 90+ outside??? Feels cooler. #
Is there a #convention or is #Copley suddenly #harajuku #Boston #
Holy fiosba #
http://twitpic.com/5nm0f – Holy food batman. #
1 disaronno coke and 3 glasses of wine later….. #
@briescheese yes it’s delicious in reply to briescheese #
#malkin hat trick. Amazingly beautiful third goal. Go #pens!!!! #

Holy Excruceating #pain. Fuuuuck. #
If there were no rewards to reap, no loving embrace to see me through this tedius path I’ve chosen here, I certainly would have walked away. #
And still may… #
Difficulty in getting up and getting ready. The shoulder pain strikes back. Day 4 narcotics free. Stay strong. #
@schultzal awesome. Good luck! in reply to schultzal #
Dinner at legal. #
Scratch that. Daily grill. #
Shoulder is killing me again. Fighting the urge to take painkillers. I am stronger than that. #

Maybe now I can sleep #
Extra pain today for sure. Argh. Slept #
Extra pain today for sure. Argh. Slept awkwardly #
Don’t take narcotics… Don’t take narcotics… Don’t take narcotics.. Don’t take narcotics… Don’t take narotics… Don’t take narcotics.. #
If there were no rewards to reap, no loving embrace to see me through this tedius path I’ve chosen here, I certainly would have walked away. #
Gonna wait it out. #
@delineated if you can’t beat em… in reply to delineated #

http://twitpic.com/5ev5p – the #bathroom book and the #bedtime #book. #
Facing a challenge. Can’t get comfy at all. . Must sleep. NOW!!!! #
Change Mondays to weekdays and I’ll agree. <3 RT @schultzal Mondays make me hate life. #
I am a ticking time bomb just waiting to go off. #
two days #narcotics free. #
@briescheese Usually get the withdrawl within a day. So I’m pretty sure i’ll be fine. I didn’t stop abruptly either. I slowly weened off in reply to briescheese #
@briescheese but generally starting to get better . Thanks! in reply to briescheese #
@kikipedia isn’t some junk in the trunk a good thing? in reply to kikipedia #
I love the #JackBauer inteol to the #NHL. “The following is a presetation…”. I hope they realize in skipping #24 for my #pens!!!! Go pens! #
#pens in 5. #NHL #penguins #
#staal vs staal for opening face off? Brilliant. #NHL #
Goal!!!!! Let’s go #penguins!!!! #
Fuck yes!!! Goal #2. Go #penguins!!! #
#penguins scoreeeeeee! #
#Penguins win game one!!!!!!!! #NHL #
@kikipedia go online? in reply to kikipedia #
@kikipedia that was…. graphic. Thanks for an image that I didn’t want. in reply to kikipedia #

Planning my trip to #japan. Any recommendations twitterverse? Plan is 14-15 days. 9 on guided tour the rest in #Tokyo. #
Driving for the first time on two weeks. A little difficult to do with one arm #
Sorry michael youre too late ive been playing that game for a while i usually wiN @michaelianblack Invented a game called “Ambien Racing.” #
@michaelianblack what’s the craziest ambien hallucination you’ve had? I’ve seen tribal people and they tell me to do things. in reply to michaelianblack #
@michaelianblack I also made a video of myself demonstrating how to do pushups. I didn’t find it on my computer til weeks later. Wanna see? in reply to michaelianblack #

@Devotia examples? And….. Go! #
@davidwain never saw wainy days until now. You’re hilarious. Keep em comin! in reply to davidwain #
@juliaallison is jailbreaking your iPhone an option? You can sync with google cal with a jailbroken iPhone. in reply to juliaallison #
Time for the #Preakness #
An they’re off!!! #
#Preakness is over. That was a fun minute fiftyfive #
Going to see #stp this summer. So fuckin excited! #
http://twitpic.com/5c7pp – I am in love with you, corn on the cob. You are delicious and sweet. I love you corn. #
Hilarious. I <3 MIB RT @michaelianblack Now that “midget” is not politically correct, I’m going to start calling them “mushroom people.” #
Corn we are fighting. You’re really getting under my skin (or between my teeth)- #

@trent_reznor Please try to get #Tapeworm music out to the fans. All we have is “passive” and it’s amazing. Would love to hear more. <3 in reply to trent_reznor #
Jailbroken iphone 3g RT @wired Residents of Wired Twitter-land: what’s the one gadget you can’t live without? Please be specific. #
Called 911. In the ER. . #
@schultzal GPS location: http://bit.ly/OEexk in reply to schultzal #
Painnnnnnnn. Here’s my view. http://yfrog.com/0×7zgj #
http://twitpic.com/59ekt – Discharged. Yay! #
http://twitpic.com/59io2 – Having some good eats while watching Good Eats #

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